THE GREAT INDIAN LITTERBUG

There are those who do good and get famous while there a few who are of no good. Well it’s up to you; it’s left for you to decide that how would you like to be remembered, the villain in the story or that hero who gets the princess? Because when you are gone all that you leave behind is just a show.

This is a tale of this bad guy, Mr. Litterbug. Although he did no good he is still referred to as The Great Indian Litterbug. Now this man in the literal sense was of no good. All he actually did was littered here and there. Looks like the bits of paper on the ground didn’t seem to make the place untidy for him.

Even as a kid, he never recited this poem correctly. He went on like “Bits of paper, bits of paper laying on the ground makes the place tidy.” The teachers thought it was a mistake but well today we understand that it was not just a mistake but a mission, a secret mission indeed. Not just that but words like Cleanliness and Tidy meant nothing to him and they still don’t. This mission of the great Indian Litterbug gained momentum. Like how Sallu’s Dabang step, his spitting and littering also became famous. He is today a bigger star than even Salman Khan.  People might not admit but in their actions they all copy this great man, The Great Indian Litterbug.

Well well the newly elected Prime Minister won’t let this happen. He is the current trending topic and he will not let anybody take that place. He has made plans to defeat the Great Indian Litterbug. It is this movement- Swach Bharat Abhyan. With this the Prime Minister wants to eradicate the very presence of the Great Indian Litterbug from the hearts and minds of all Indians. To an extent that he even called Sallu to take part in this move.

But wait; hear what The Great Indian Litterbug has to say! I pledge to dirty all roads. I pledge to dirty all walls. Let there be left no wall tidy and no road clean. Not a corner without the tobacco spits and not a nook without that packet of chips.

Worried is the Nation. Taking charge is our Government. This has to stop is what swears the entire Nation. But how is what is the real question? Definitely not by one man army, definitely not even the police constables who fine for littering on the road continue to spit on the same and not until the Great Indian Litterbug continues to rule the hearts and minds of Indians.

Pledge for a cleaner India and a better India. This post is a part of the Times of India Campaign in association with IndiBlogger. Here is the link - http://greatindian.timesofindia.com/